Concurrent with the president’s presser on race, we have folks re-releasing some sort of porn flick. Keep it classy, America. Yes, that’s supposed to be Michelle, angry because she caught Barack with a bunch of white women…

“We have unique problems. Cripplingly dysfunctional behavior, culture and attitudes birthed by current barriers/legacy racism or plain triflingness is part of that. Its what we CAN control but choose NOT to. Who better to charge with eradicating it are the folk most capable. Folk like Obama and wife—the educated, the motivated. Indeed whether we are grads or middle aged, we are the ones who too often excuse, ignore, shrug away or sometimes glorify this behavior and culture.”

My earthly spokesman, Christopher Chambers, commenting on scribe Ta-Nehesi Coates’ critique of Barack and Michelle Obama’s commencement speeches to our youth

—D.N.

Michelle Obama cuts eyes at John Boehner. In my day, she’d be reproached by spit or lash, depending. That is no more. Glory! http://gawker.com/5977763/watch-michelle-obama-throw-world+historical-shade-at-john-boehner

—D.N.

From Christopher Chambers’ father, a retired healer and former Republican. Had I been allowed to be a man, a citizen, I would have been a Republican…but that was the party of Captain Fremont and Mr Lincoln. Dr. Chambers if afflicted with Parkinsons, which in my day was called dropsy and spasms. He watched the First Lady, Michelle Obama, after a night of inspiring talks and opined: “Last week we saw Marie Antoinette. Tonight we saw Sojourner Truth in high heels. I choose the latter.”

Rep. Teri Sewall (D. Ala.) hugging fellow Princeton Tiger Michelle Obama. It was Teri who helped run coon Artur Davis out of Alabama; his constituents tired of his shenanigans and Teri came to their rescue. Artur losing his largesse was why he became a Republican. It had nothing to do with ideology.

Rep. Teri Sewall (D. Ala.) hugging fellow Princeton Tiger Michelle Obama. It was Teri who helped run coon Artur Davis out of Alabama; his constituents tired of his shenanigans and Teri came to their rescue. Artur losing his largesse was why he became a Republican. It had nothing to do with ideology.

The future FLOTUS, Michelle Robinson, in a high kick.

So what, Michelle. Ann Romney has a tax deductible horse who can do the same thing! We don’t need these ethnic displays in our White House.
—the Republican National Commitee.

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